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Estereótipos culturais.

Estereótipos culturais.

Conversava dia destes com uma amiga sobre mundo e coisas afins. É curioso como tem coisa lá fora, como as culturas são tão diferentes.

A conversa rendeu bastante e é uma pena que eu não tenha gravado de alguma forma, porque muito do diálogo se perdeu na memória.

Estes dias um turco aleatório me adicionou no MSN e a lembrança veio à tona. É um tanto irritante o fato de que as pessoas lá fora juram que Brasil se resume a samba, caipirinha, praias e mulatas. Isso no Rio de Janeiro, lógico. De resto, só mato.

O indivíduo chegou falando essas coisas e eu, filha da puta que sou, comecei a confirmar tudo. Aproveitei o ensejo pra perguntar se ele era terrorista e usava camelo pra atravessar o deserto. Um amigo acompanhava a conversa e ia sugerindo coisas mais absurdas aindas pra escrever pro pobre turco. Não sei se por ingenuidade ou pela deficiência no inglês digno de um Apu, acho que ele não entendeu meu objetivo (mesmo tendo explicado no fim das contas).

Acontece.

Palmiero: hii.
Mya: hi there
Palmiero: how are you?
Mya: great
Mya: u?
Palmiero: fine .
Palmiero: thanks.
Palmiero: I’Mtired.
Palmiero: tired
Palmiero: all day at working.
Mya: turkey, right?
Mya: istambul, you said?
Palmiero: yeahh.
Mya: cool
Palmiero: istanbul.
Palmiero: istambul false.
Mya: sorry
Palmiero: istanbul:D
Mya: in Brasil we right with an m
Mya: the same way people elsewhere spell Brazil, you know?
Mya: language thing. 😛
Palmiero: ı know:D
Palmiero: where do you live?
Palmiero: in Brazil?
Mya: yep
Mya: Brasil
Palmiero: Brasil
Palmiero: ok
Palmiero: how city?
Mya: São Paulo
Palmiero: ok
Mya: 😀
Palmiero: great
Palmiero: coll city.
Mya: is quite a big town…
Palmiero: Sao paulo very nice ciry and more color city.
Mya: tell me about istanbul!
Palmiero: your football star play in the Fenerbahçe.
Palmiero: Roberto Carlos
Mya: actually I’m not into soccer
Palmiero: İstanbul team.
Palmiero: ok
Palmiero: İstanbul is interesting big city.in Turkey.
Palmiero: 7.000.000 people living in İstanbul
Palmiero: A lot of Cultures live in the İstanbul.
Palmiero: Religion.Chiristian.Muslim.Jewish.
Mya: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A3o_Paulo
Palmiero: all toghether live in istanbul.
Mya: this is an wikipedia article about São Paulo
Palmiero: ok
Palmiero: easyy.:)
Mya: Sampa is the biggest city in Brasil
Mya: is like “the Brazilian New York”, you know?
Palmiero: yeahh
Palmiero: same.
Palmiero: continue
Palmiero: Sao Paulo is. hottest city
Mya: in wich way?:
Palmiero: tempature is 35c
Palmiero: I’m reading .
Palmiero: ok do you play samba?:D
Mya: actually is quite cold most of the time
Mya: no.
Mya: not at all.
Mya: ehauheua
Palmiero: hahaha
Palmiero: ı know brazil girls very nice plal the samba.
Palmiero: traditional dance.
Mya: ehehehe
Mya: is the same as I say to you that everyone in Turkey are Muslims, also terrorists and all the girls are belly dancers and are always covered with fabrics
Palmiero: are you ready? this is istanbul.
Mya: so, are you a bomber?
Palmiero: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istanbul
Palmiero: yeahh am bobmer:D
Palmiero: are you kidding?
Mya: i just finished reading this article.
Mya: 😉
Mya: as I said…
Mya: not everyone in Brasil play Samba, have big asses, drink Caipirinha and go to the beach every single day, you know.
Palmiero: ı know:D big asses.
Mya: do you know what I mean?
Palmiero: Brazil .
Palmiero: I like Brazil girls.all girls beatiful.
Palmiero: in Brazil.
Palmiero: what kind drink Caipirinha?
Palmiero: Brazil girls very nice have body system.
Mya: ok, I give up on yu, bomber.
Mya: * you
Palmiero: ı’m not bobmer.
Palmiero: are you bomber.
Palmiero: turkish people is drink Turkish Rakı.
Palmiero: traditional drink.
Palmiero: lion milk.
Mya: Everybody in Brasil knows every semita is a terrorist!
Palmiero: evrey day?
Mya: sure.
Palmiero: 😦 What?
Mya: so, how many wifes do you have?
Palmiero: I’m single.
Palmiero: are you maried?
Mya: no. but I hope someday some rich european will get me and take me with him.
Mya: are you really a single arabian?
Palmiero: go to erurope.
Mya: just can’t believe that!
Palmiero: I’m not arabian.I’m
Palmiero: Armenian.
Palmiero: am crhristian
Mya: oh, sorry. tought it was all the same.
Mya: are you pissed already?
Palmiero: ok no problem I2m not muslim.
Mya: so you haunt muslims?
Palmiero: no am not pissed.
Mya: do you bomb them?
Mya: what language you speak?
Palmiero: ok look am alltime speak muslim people.
Mya: we speak spanish, our capitol is buenos aires and we and the monkeys live happily together.
Mya: our president win the eleitoral war with a ritualistic knife dance!! is whas so amazing!!
Palmiero: but I’m not have bomber friend.
Palmiero: ı dont know bobmer friend beomeber people.
Palmiero: ı speak turkish
Palmiero: and armenian
Palmiero: and englsih.
Mya: and the astec pyramid in the Rio de Janeiro City is the most beautiful in the world. you know that?
Palmiero: ı know the most beautiful city.
Palmiero: ı know jesus statu.
Palmiero: incredible city in the world.
Palmiero: ı know.
Mya: yeah, Rio is amazing!
Mya: all the girls walk naked on the beach
Palmiero: waoww
Palmiero: 😀
Mya: drinking caipirinha and dancing samba all the time
Palmiero: some day ı’m going the rio festival.
Mya: it must me very exciting to you, as you’re propably a virgin as long you’re not married. and all the girls cover their bodies.
Mya: * it must be
Mya: so, do you know Osama B.?
Palmiero: am not married but ı’m not virgin.
Mya: :-O
Mya: but if someone knows that the girl gets killed, no?
Palmiero: whay.
Palmiero: why
Palmiero: I’m healty men.
Palmiero: and ı like my sex ife.
Palmiero: are you virgin?
Mya: oooh, sure. I forgot. men can have sex.
Mya: women don’t!
Palmiero: no
Palmiero: I’m not said this.
Palmiero: womenn free
Mya: do you have a camel?
Palmiero: what:D
Palmiero: no
Palmiero: ı dont have camel.
Mya: really? not even a dromedary?
Palmiero: istanbul is not have camel.
Mya: how can you walk trough deserts?
Mya: come on, bomber! you can tell the truth!
Palmiero: istanbul not have desert:D
Palmiero: ok
Palmiero: soryy
Mya: i guess no you got the idea.
Palmiero: why do you say you are bomber?
Mya: listen, kid…. Brasil is not the same as people picture outside
Mya: the same as in Turkey, Pakistan, Afhganistan, Arabia…. you know people elsewhere think is all the same.
Mya: but is not.
Mya: Brasil is not just samba and mulatas and stuff.
Mya: Brasil is a huge country
Mya: full of different people
Mya: one of the biggest technology industries
Mya: we speak portuguese
Mya: most of brazilians do have computers, mobiles and tv.
Palmiero: great
Mya: there are beautiful and ugly people. everywhere.
Mya: blondes, and red haireds, and blacks an white people… everything.
Palmiero: am listen you.
Mya: not everyone like samba or go to the beach every single day
Mya: São Paulo in special is quite a Rock and Roll town, you know?
Mya: but not just in here
Palmiero: cooll
Mya: the kids usually like rock and roll bands.
Palmiero: rock and rol
Mya: the idea you got from Brazil is wrong.
Palmiero: ı like rock
Mya: the same way people get the wrong idea from Turkey. How many times people say you’re a terrorist, a bomber, you have camels..?
Palmiero: ı’m not same.
Mya: ‘cause that’s what people (specially north americans) picture of all countries on Asia, except China and Japan.
Palmiero: I’m humanist
Mya: do you understand my point now?
Palmiero: ı understand
Mya: i hate samba
Palmiero: but do you understand Im not bobmer
Mya: and i hate even more the idea that people have outside brasil
Palmiero: I’m not kiler.
Mya: and i said all this shit to make you understand
Mya: i know you’re not a killer
Palmiero: ok
Mya: or a bomber]
Palmiero: yeah
Mya: and not everyone is muslim
Mya: and actually muslims can be really cool
Mya: is a beautiful religion!
Mya: and I know you don’t walk on camels trough deserts and drink water just on oasis ans stuff.
Mya: Asia is not made by terrorists
Mya: the same way Brazil is not mabe by Samba
Mya: * made
Mya: so do some research before.
Mya: Turkey is a beautiful country! I know that. And quite modern too, have no doubts.
Palmiero: you are some discomposedlye.
Mya: didn’t understand you.
Palmiero: ı undurstand
Mya: what discomposedlye means?
Palmiero: your saids.I’m daily rutin.
Palmiero: its not normal
Palmiero: ı undersatnd
Palmiero: but ı dont make this.
Palmiero: ok
Mya: you asked me if I play Samba (and said is a traditional dance) you said the same things people say about Rio, about women, big asses and stuff
Palmiero: you said bigg asses
Mya: Palmiero diz (16:39): ı know brazil girls very nice plal the samba. Palmiero diz (16:39): traditional dance
Mya: Palmiero diz (16:45): ı know:D big asses.
Palmiero: ok
Mya: Palmiero diz (16:45): ı know:D big asses.
Mya: Palmiero diz (16:50): Brazil girls very nice have body system.
Palmiero: ok
Mya: now apologize.
Mya: 😉
Palmiero: not everyone in Brasil play Samba, have big asses, drink Caipirinha and go to the beach every single day, you know.
Palmiero: you said.
Mya: I said NOT everyone
Mya: wich means
Palmiero: have big asses,
Mya: Mya diz (16:42): is the same as I say to you that everyone in Turkey are Muslims, also terrorists and all the girls are belly dancers and are always covered with fabrics
Mya: your english is not that good. ;/
Palmiero: ok am boring
Mya: maybe you’re just missing half of the chat.
Palmiero: what do you make ım dont undersadant
Mya: ehehehe
Mya: listen, kid… I have to go buy cigarrettes.
Mya: be right back. in a while.
Mya: if you’re still there we talk a little more.

Obviamente, o cara nunca mais apareceu. xD

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